I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
I put this off since I couldn’t think of shit since I’m lame, anyways here we go
1. Stepped on scissors as a kid, pierced my foot, I’m okay tho.
2. PASTA favorite food (pizza comes in second).
3. I like babies (kids too), as long as they’re three feet away.
4. I LOVE MY PETS, my dogs are my babies. :’)
5. Super sensitive, I take everything to heart.
6. I curse (a lot) but only with certain people (you curse/I curse)
7. I’m in college and I fucking hate it.
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
would u punch a kid for $500,000
shit I’ll do it for $10
i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid
i can name more fictional characters than i have friends