I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

thecityofpawnee:

you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on

TAG. YOU'RE IT! The rules are to state 7 random facts about yourself. Then go to your favorite 10 blogs and tell them they're it. ― sassyvigilantes

I put this off since I couldn’t think of shit since I’m lame, anyways here we go

1. Stepped on scissors as a kid, pierced my foot, I’m okay tho.

2. PASTA favorite food (pizza comes in second).

3. I like babies (kids too), as long as they’re three feet away.

4. I LOVE MY PETS, my dogs are my babies. :’)

5. Super sensitive, I take everything to heart.

6. I curse (a lot) but only with certain people (you curse/I curse)

7. I’m in college and I fucking hate it.

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive

territorialcreep:

an autobiography

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid

brenthor:

i can name more fictional characters than i have friends

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